This is a poem I decided to write after working very hard on a niche Investment Banking role and yet getting no positive result to show for all my efforts. Here is the content:
You need to do your best
As far as work is concerned
In fact, that applies to other aspects of life as well
It is the only way to ensure you succeed
However, the problem is
Doing your best may not be enough
As far as Recruitment is concerned
Especially when you are working on Investment Banking roles
You need luck as well
In fact, you need loads of luck
Because you are dealing with people
Who are even harder to understand
Than questions in an IIT-JEE exam
Moreover, you face rejections all the time
Some people give a polite “No”
Some say they’ll get back to you
But they ultimately decline
There are a few who initially show interest
But then back out for some reason or the other
And others lose all interest in conversing with you
Upon hearing the name of the client
Rejections happen for a variety of reasons
Nevertheless, they eat away at your morale
Because, getting rejected by a candidate
Is worse than getting swiped left on Tinder
Firstly, the pool of candidates is limited
Secondly, getting rejected on Tinder
Does not impact your pay check in any way
Coming back to Recruitment
There are also candidates
Who ghost you after the initial conversation
They are the worst
Because they are practically wasting your time
And time is money
As far as work in general is concerned
So, when you do your best
Speaking to as many people as possible
Sending a truckload of mails
Followed by texts and Whatsapp messages
Searching frantically on job portals
And working beyond 11 PM
Thus sacrificing your precious sleep
But don’t get any positive results
It is one of the worst feelings in the world
Because you feel like you’ve wasted a lot of time
Though that is actually far from the truth
Anyway, that’s Recruitment for you
It manages to bring down even the most diehard optimists
To their very nadir
Yes, you need to do your best
But doing your best may not always be enough