This is the latest poem dedicated to my boss. Here goes the content:
You know how hard I work
How hard I have worked
Over the last five years
And how hard I have been working
Over the last two years in particular
Yet, hearing words of appreciation from you
Is a prospect that is as rare
As steam engines in India
You expect results
And I suppose that is fine
As far as Recruitment is concerned
But to be obsessed with results
To the point that you seldom acknowledge our efforts
Is something that drives us mad
Every single day
Don’t we have a life outside of work?
Don’t we families to care for?
Is the concept of work-life balance alien to you?
Are we not human beings?
All these are extremely pertinent questions
Questions for which I doubt you can give a satisfactory answer
It’s an irony, given that you love questioning us
“What’s the update on this mandate?”
“Are we sharing a batch today?”
And so on
Now the time has come for you
To answer our questions, for a change
But first, you need to take a long, hard look in the mirror
And ask yourself, if you are a true leader
Or just any other boss
Who is content to sit behind the desk
In a large, plush chair with leather cushions
Watch his employees toil away
And then take all the credit
For their successes
While putting the blame squarely on them
For their failures