Yet another poem dedicated to my boss, for whom I’ve been working for 5+ years. Here is the content:
I have been working for you
For a long, long time
And I’ve been working really hard
In fact, there have been times
When I have worked on weekends
And there’ve also been times
When I’ve worked beyond midnight
Apart from this
I’ve also faced numerous hardships along the way
Take 2018, for instance
You delayed the salary six times
And each time, we had to wait at least two weeks
Moreover, there was a massive project
The biggest of my life, in fact
And during that extremely challenging period
You were breathing down our necks
Every single day
In fact, I remember one particular day
When you didn’t even let us have our lunch in peace!
And on top of that
You had the nerve
To delay the salary by nearly a month!
2019, too, wasn’t a memorable year
The incentives were delayed so badly
That I had to confront you, face-to-face
To ensure that I got at least a part of the amount
2020, of course, hit us all badly
The pandemic gave you a perfect excuse
To delay the salary by more than a month
You would’ve been so proud
To beat your own record!!
Moreover, work from home benefitted you immensely
As you made us work harder than ever
While continuing to delay the incentives
Coming back to the present
I’ve been with you through all this
Hence, I suppose it’s only fair
That I expect something from you in return
It need not be in terms of monetary benefits
A few words of appreciation, once a week
Would also suffice
And of course
It would be a great help
If you started paying the incentives on time!!