Playing The Girl Card

Poem meant as a message to a pathetic little Gujarati girl (who used to be my ex-colleague) who cheated me out of a huge sum of money; under the garb of a sister. Here is the content:

You think, that just because you are a girl

You can get away with what you did?

You lied to me and cheated me

And you even had the nerve

To call me your brother

What wrong have I ever done to you

To get betrayed like this?

Playing the victim card

As well as the girl card

You have ruined my life

In the worst possible manner

And on top of that

You continue to lie

Pretending that you are severely ill

And going through Hell

How dare you cheat me of my hard-earned money

For which I have toiled

For days and days

Weeks and weeks

Months and months

And finally, years and years!!

You know, I could easily ruin your life as well

If I wanted to

However, I am a Christian

And we Christians are extremely forgiving by nature

Moreover, I need my money back

Every single paisa

Of course, there will be a handful of feminazis

Who will jump at the chance to sympathise with you

Just because you are a female

But thankfully, Jesus is not one of them

He sees everyone equally

And since you are a sinner

You deserved to be punished

Regardless of your gender

So, you’ve gotta return my money anyhow

I don’t care how you do it

I am a very kind-hearted person

However, even kindness does have a limit

Don’t you dare test me any further

As I said earlier

Because I am a Christian, I am giving you a second chance

Like Professor Dumbledore often did

Make sure you use it well

And don’t you dare play the girl card again